So I was reading over my last journal about me guessing that tenth grade was going to be lonely and shitty and that was totally absolutely wrong I cannot get away from people help me
I know you're not going to read all this but I do what I want fool so I'm going over my classes again
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Algebra II: The teacher is one of those teachers that are really sarcastic and like put on a show every class and that gets on my nerves like you wouldn't believe. I kinda just want to be like "I'm so fucking done with you peace out bitches" and just fall out the window but that won't happen because I'm a fucking pussy so I just sit there next to one of the three most annoying people in that class and deal with it. These three people are those kinds of people who get real hype about math and it's like arriet chill I don't want to hear about how much you love absolute value I don't fucking care. The one chick in this trio literally gasps out loud when my teacher says the subject of the new lesson and goes "omg this is like my favorite" like it's a fucking movie and her favorite part came on but every part is her favorite part I s2g she's high all the time or something jesus. No one can be that psyched about word problems and not be doin' a little somethin' somethin' on the side ya know what I mean. And then the other two guys like compete to get the most right answers in the class and I cannot stand them I want to grab their faces and pull them in close and just whisper "shut the fuck up".
Spanish: Yea I actually still don't know anyone in this class. Whenever we have to trade papers with someone I literally just throw mine in a random direction and hope someone will throw something back. At least I ace that class 'cause spanish is easy fool. And I just made this one real sexy Dia de los Muertos mask today and I wore it to history WHICH BRINGS US TO
We do absolutely fucking nothing.
Like we're currently watching Night at the Museum.
Not for any reason.
Just cuz our teacher was like "yeah I'm really tired let's just watch shit" and we were like coolbruh
does is play 3DS and Gameboy with Sean and John and I'm just like wtfever *reads and does random shit*
It's fucking amazing best class ever.
Gym/Health: I hate this class so much you cannot even believe. The one person who I talk to has made my life horrible I'm having nightmares. Thankfully I'm going into the Health unit so that should make my life a tad easier. *double-fist pumps*
Lunch: We always play this really fun game where you flip milk around (and there's a specific rules that go along with this and patterns but explaining it is really complicated) and the end result is getting a milk container dropped on your pinkie nail from three feet in the air half a dozen times (unless you're good at flipping milk but I am not). Still fun though.
The other lunch I have with Shadowblaze mainly consists of talking about books with my friend Jenn and spilling shit everywhere.
English: This is the most depressing class ever like half the chicks in my class have some sob story they talk about. Like one of them both her parents fucking died and then the other was like raped or something idk and I'm just sitting there like "well idk bout you but I spilled some tea on the floor yesterday and STEPPED IN IT WITH CLEAN SOCKS *tragic sob*". Plus the stories we read are really dumb like everyone dies at the end of every one of them and I'm just like "fucking okay then". Yeah but this is the class I kind of just read through and ignore people, although we got our seats changed and now I sit behind Jake and I'm kind of worried he's going to set my books on fire because he almost set my cello on fire today. He really should not be allowed to smoke or at least carry a lighter around jeez.
Biology: My teacher hates my class so much because apparently we don't shut up but no one talks to anyone soooooo idk he's cray. He like slams the door and slaps his meter stick on the desk (which startles me so much even if I see it coming I can't help but jump jesus christ) and he's like "guys I am disappoint" and we're all pretty much like "wow that must suck /no one cares/". All I do in this class is take notes with my left hand because Stephen told me to and I like to spice things up a little ya know, and then I just talk about Fullmetal Alchemist with Kevin and then of course my teacher flips because I fucking opened my mouth what a tragedy I communicated with another of my kind.
No but I think I have a war brewing with this teacher because one time he pulled me aside and he was like "you finished that paper already" and I was like "yeah" and he was like "hmmmm I see I see... you're the smart type aren't you" and I was like "uhhhhhh /has no idea how to even answer that/" and he was like "i'll be keeping an eye on you" and I was like "ditto bitch let's goooooooo OCME AT ME" no but shit's going down one way or another that midget bastard isn't catching me off my game this year.
Orchestra: still awesome can't stop won't stop I'm actually doing better at PLAYING THE FUCKING CELLO this year but still I can't play solo or else I get too nervous that people are judging me for my too rad solo skills
Ceramics: this class is so fun I just derp around with clay and my three tablemates even though they all hate each other they're all cool with me so *raises hands* *is table jesus*
yo I get my pinch pot back on wednesday and it's sexy as hell no bullshit
FLASH: I FORGOT ABOUT FLASH
stupid boring fucking class like damn
no more hip hop priest I can tell you that
I actually almost failed this marking period because shadowblaze and I didn't do the notes one day that the teacher was absent because we were too busy drawing a strange 10 titted creature with three vaginas that we named "Workmen" because I pointed to a random page in Game of Thrones and selected a word. It worked out oddly well. But yeah all we do is go through the book and he gives us like two weeks to complete a chapter but I'm done in three days tops so the rest of the time I sit there and write. Actually the class isn't that bad now that I think about it. I get to write about West and Atlantis and chill for 45 minutes.
/whispers/ all shadowblaze does is go on tumblr *glances over at her* yea I kno yur readn' this fight me
that's pretty much it except I would like to say that I am currently on season three of walking dead and oh man please tell me Darryl comes back I need him he's the best and he named the baby Lil' Asskicker and that's just ugh yes
and Carl has evolved from being the typical child character to a fucking nuisance to (as I said previously) 50% badass 50% absolute idiot and now he's finally at a really cool humble badass stage and I'm just like yeeesssss
Rick needs to get his shit together
I don't have school tomorrow suck it dickweeds
*goes off to the movies* loooooooooool goin' to see gravity and then getting Wendy's afterwards u jelly
I really need to shut up I can tell whoever reads this wants to kill me just from the way I talk
or is it write
idk this is how my thoughts sound in my head get over it
there's very little punctuation and thoughts all blend together
just how I liek it
This is Gordon Ramsey get your shit together and cook see you at a later date Jesus out *salutes*
+EDIT+ o I forgot to mention my Halloween was fab I went out with a couple of friends and got like three pounds of candy but I ate like half of it Thursday night and got sick and couldn't go to school friday so all around it was pretty good
I was little red riding hood /FINALLY/
and all the candy I got I liked
now it's 11 and I'm so fucking tired gnight bitches ~goodnight kiss~
loljk yall ratchet
omg put me out of my misery I need sleep but I'm jk you're not ratchet ilu